New iProducts Destined for the Future

Now that the iPod and the iPad are huge successes in the marketplace, there are sure to be other iProducts that we will all find useful in the future. Here are a few suggestions that come to mind:

We are all going to need an iPaddle. The iPaddle will be designed for use on and in the water. It will tell us all about depth, fish, water quality, current, whether that distant roar is a waterfall, and how far up the creek we actually are.  

The iPayCheck could have a interface that will allow you to move various deductions from one box to another on your pay stub. This could simplify the usual mortgage application process. However, there may be a government override that will generate entirely new boxes.

In some circumstances, an iPlunger will come in handy. The read out might indicate the nature of the obstruction, your chances of actually clearing it, and the phone number of a local plumber.

An iPlate would be useful for picky eaters or Moms who want to make sure their kids eat right. It could be programmed to move food around the plate in anticipation of where the fork will land.

Law enforcement may wish to make use of an iPerp (not to be confused with the iPunk). The iPerp could feature real time video of crimes in progress, built in hand cuffs and audio of the Miranda notice in a celebrity voice.

It won't end there. Dog lovers will want an iPoop. Optometrists will have to have the iPatch and Proctologists will most certainly need an iProbe. And an  iPunt may be necessary for fans of the Carolina Panthers.

Of course, there will be other iProducts we may need in the future. Your suggestions are welcome in the comments section below.